HERE ON THIS SITE I HOPE TO AMUSE YOU AND TELL YOU ABOUT THE
DIFFERENT STUFF I WRITE.
This is your
navigation bar, click
on any title to go
the page. The item
shown in RED is
where you are now.
This is what I looked like On June
15, 2005.
The table I'm sitting at is solid Red
Cherry planks 6' X 8'. I built it
myself as I did with all the wood
working in the kitchen. The kitchen
counter is also solid Red Cherry.
Age has caused the wood to turn a
dark, blood red color.
The washer/drier is just in back of
the dish washer. All plumbing,
electrical wiring and wood working
was done by myself. I'm quite
proud of it.
THE LONG AWAITED MOUNT PERRY "T" SHIRTS
ARE HERE AT LAST.
JUST THINK, NOW YOU CAN OWN YOUR VERY OWN "SKI
MOUNT PERRY, FLORIDA", "T" SHIRT FOR JUST $19.99
PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING OF $8.99.
EACH "T" SHIRT WILL BE EMBLAZONED WITH A PICTURE
OF OUR BELOVED MOUNT PERRY AND LAKE MOUNT
PERRY, IN COLOR, AS REPRESENTED BELOW.
DON'T WAIT, ORDER YOURS TODAY!
SEND YOUR ODRDER TO:
ROBERT P. HERBST at 101 NORTH JEFFERSON STREET in
PERRY, FLORIDA 32347 OR VIA PAY-PAL
PLEASE SPECIFY YOUR SIZE AND THE COLOR OF "T"
SHIRT YOU DESIRE.                        
DON'T WAIT, DO IT TODAY.
THESE SHIRTS ARE COMPLETELY WASHABLE.
INTERESTING HISTORIC FACT
For the story of how the British people of Hartlepool, England, hung the monkey go
to this site;  http://www.thisishartlepool.co.uk/history/thehartlepoolmonkey.asp
NopoSan is the story of my life in the U. S. Air Force. During this time I served in
Japan, Okinawa and State side.
There were side trips but all this is explained in the book. I had fun in the service
even though there were some hard times.
I try my best to make light of the bad times and concentrate of the things we did for
fun. My service could best be explained by saying I did my job to the best of my
ability which in most cases was a great deal more than was expected.
The rest of my writing is simply light humor. I try my best to avoid Graphic
Violence, Sex and Bad Language. If the world's best comics could get along with out
it, who am I to change this. I'm told imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. I
admired Red Skeleton, Bob Hope and the other great names in humor.
All I can do is put forth my best effort to follow in their footsteps. Most of my
stories center around life in Mount Perry, Florida.
"Frankenspider" is the story of how I resurrected a broken spider rather than facing
God's wrath for killing one of his creations. A true horror story.
"Revenge of the Banana Tree" is the story of an Alaskan banana tree forced to
watch as children ate her babies in an Alaskan hot house and how the tree eventually
escaped from the hot house and exacted a fearsome revenge on the human race.
My books are available from me at <herbst@fairpoint.net> price and shipping charges on
request. I can't make a set price as shipping cost and printing prices vary from week to week.
Unless instructed otherwise this book will be sent out Via Priority Mail. There is no return
policy, all sales are final. No book will be shipped without cash in hand. You may also find
my books at:
http://www.createspace.com/Help/Order/Contact.jsp
http://www.amazon.com/
And many other major book sales companies.
ROBERT PHILIPP HERBST
BORN
MARCH 16, 1935
MANHATTAN,
NEW YORK
E-Mail: herbst@fairpoint.net
YAHOO MESSENGER ADDRESS
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Home Address:
101 North Jefferson Street
Perry, Florida 32347
(850)-584-5355
ABOVE IS A REPRESENTATION OF THE GRAPHIC ART TO BE
PLACED ON YOUR "SKI MOUNT PERRY" "T" SHIRT.
BELOW IS A LISTING OF SOME OF MY BOOKS AND THE
PLACES YOU CAN FIND THEM FOR SALE.
ABOVE ALL, ENJOY YOUR VISIT.
Should there be any doubt about the existence of Mount
Perry, Florida, and it's beautiful snow capped mountain, just
type Mount Perry, Florida, or Robert P. Herbst into your
search engine and see for yourself.

       My books have finally made it to Amazon. If you are interested, go to         
www.amzaon.com.
       Select ADVNCED SEARCH. A menu will open for you.
       Select AUTHORS and type in Robert Herbst. My books will be shown
starting at the bottom of the page and continue on to page two.
       At the moment there are six books listed with another seven books being made
ready to list.
       The Mount Perry Chronicles are collections of the short stories I have written
over the years.
       My E-Mail Order Bride, Tales of Lyudmila and The Russian Wife Handbook
are about the fun and games encountered in a cross culture marriage and the process
of getting to the marriage.
       NopoSan is the story of my time in the United States Air Force. It makes for
fun reading as many comical things happened in my life during my years of service.
Not all of it was comical, the War in Korea was still going on.
I WON A WRITING CONTEST
02/06/2011
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